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In case your Friday has been boring, I offer you Superpope!
Maybe he's Bizarro Superpope, since he leaps over molested altar boys in a single reassignment. Can they impeach a pope? If so, can it involve him being drawn and quartered using Vespas instead of horses?
I was an altar boy for four years. While I never had my cassock lifted, the monsignor of my grammar school's parish was definitely up to that and got transferred (I wish to Leavenworth). I'm pretty pissed off about the never-ending altar boy abuse scandals. Why is this considered one of God's gifts to mankind? Why is the continued deceit and shuffling acceptable from moral authorities?
Let the priests marry. They let in married priests from the Church of England when Britain started running low on Catholic leaders and no one has died. Wouldn't it be better than violating huge swathes of the Ten Commandments? "We're gonna bear false witness about rape because Jesus... ummm... well... have you seen my miter?"
While I'm at it, Pius the Ninth can still get stuffed. I know he's long dead, but he made up Papal Infallibility to guilt his fellow Italians into not unifying as a republic. When that didn't work, he got the French Guard to protect him. When they left to fight Prussia, he got what for. However, Catholics in Quebec still feel bad about him and named a major boulevard in the east end of Montreal for the hoser.
-stopping here, finishing my work
Maybe he's Bizarro Superpope, since he leaps over molested altar boys in a single reassignment. Can they impeach a pope? If so, can it involve him being drawn and quartered using Vespas instead of horses?
I was an altar boy for four years. While I never had my cassock lifted, the monsignor of my grammar school's parish was definitely up to that and got transferred (I wish to Leavenworth). I'm pretty pissed off about the never-ending altar boy abuse scandals. Why is this considered one of God's gifts to mankind? Why is the continued deceit and shuffling acceptable from moral authorities?
Let the priests marry. They let in married priests from the Church of England when Britain started running low on Catholic leaders and no one has died. Wouldn't it be better than violating huge swathes of the Ten Commandments? "We're gonna bear false witness about rape because Jesus... ummm... well... have you seen my miter?"
While I'm at it, Pius the Ninth can still get stuffed. I know he's long dead, but he made up Papal Infallibility to guilt his fellow Italians into not unifying as a republic. When that didn't work, he got the French Guard to protect him. When they left to fight Prussia, he got what for. However, Catholics in Quebec still feel bad about him and named a major boulevard in the east end of Montreal for the hoser.
-stopping here, finishing my work
