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I got home this evening and blasted a parking space for myself out of the remnant snow. I have been using the spare parking space for so much of the winter that I realized I'd need to make more parking available for Saturday. What better way than to put my car away where it's supposed to go?

Now I have a living room floor! I'll have to vacuum it tomorrow because I finished late. However, it's a floor and that's a start. Next up: the floor under the kitchen table.

I was looking at my kitchen table disaster and realized what it really looks like with the piles of strewn and askew papers: a frozen ocean wave. It's like an object-d'art sculpture meant to represent the ocean's fury. This is why cleaning the floor underneath it will take less effort -- that's all bags and boxes dying to head into storage.

I can see my carpet. I can see the television. Hey, I own a television...

-off to watch the Jon Stewart Fake News

Date: 2005-03-16 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arib.livejournal.com
Everyone loves the fake news!

Date: 2005-03-17 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzplugjones.livejournal.com
At least you know it's fake. Most Massholes are probably wondering why he hasn't been moved to cBS yet :-)

Date: 2005-03-18 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pseydtonne.livejournal.com
Wouldn't even literalists know that? I mean, he says it at least once a week, usually to a guest. "You understand we're the fake news, right?" He used to joke they were the summer replacement for Battlebots.

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