Actual conversation leads to tolerable punch line

[pseydtonne]

ceruleanbluegal: Do you ever wish you had a crystal ball?
Me: No, because it would hurt like hell every time it smashed into the other testicle.

-the aristocrats, Dante

Comments

[lightcastle.livejournal.com]

well done

[bluepapercup]

Classy pair, you two. ;)

[miss-lisa-ma.livejournal.com]

*rim-shot* Thank you, I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waitresses. Try the veal!

[tenshikurai9.livejournal.com]

It might leave a shard in the other testicle too.