Gotta clean my room again, so I started with...

[pseydtonne]

Numbers of non-bedding objects on my bed this morning:

Books: 29 in English, 6 in French
CDs: 17
computers: 2 (both laptops)
shopping bags: 1
computer components: 3
junk mail & receipts: 4 inches thick

Number of non-bedding objects on my bed this evening:

Zero.

Okay, back to entertaining my company...