pseydtonne | Is it wrong to watch all these reruns?

I enjoyed my birthday. I'm enjoying the day after it even more because it's my day off. I would like to avoid any errands that require me to leave the house.

Comedy Central has lots of oopen space in its schedule. They've been showing cartoons that I assume flopped. One is a claymation called Mike & Gary, about two guys driving across America. It would be funnier if it weren't such a bald rip-off of Clerks Animated. Then there's a show called Undergrads, which even admits during its credits that it was made for Teletoon, Canada's Cartoon Network knock-off. It isn't as bad, but there's still some cringeworthy bits.

Why even watch? Cuz cable pr0n reeks. I'd rather see cartoons (aka. high-speed scripts with voiceovers) than titties without penetration. Does this mean I'm immature for watching cartoons, or getting too old to watch bad pr0n? The animated shows are more... animated. "Hi, I'm... Biff. I'm here... to clean your..." Pipes, asshole. Pipes. Get to it.

Oh, and I don't expect to see hairy cartoon characters, whereas I'm creeped out by airbrushed bush. I also take offense to the Carioca Landing Strip, that tiny tuft of rectangular crotch fur that is popular with models. They claim it's the trend among Brazilians; so is working as a janitor in Boston, yet the latter hasn't caught on as haute couture.

I suppose I should just buy more video pr0n. The best title I've watched in years was Sugar High in Glitter City, which was made by a lesbian crew out of San Francisco. They had so much fun with their work! It was obvious that they were friends looking to make the kind of porn they'd feel good about watching. If you're looking for a title to enjoy with a loved one, visit Grand Opening and check it out.

The problem is finding more porn made by people with working brains. Since I cant find that, I'll take a story line, preferably in a comedy.

It's sad that World War 2.7 got started on my birthday. What's worse is that my friend Mary from Philly has had her birthday ruined for a long time to come -- it's the Eleventh of September. So I needed to be cheered up. Crappy cartoons helped.

-on any other day, Dante