"There's gravity all over this room"

I was almost ready to go to work today. I woke up, I walked into the bathroom and started brushing my teeth. Suddenly my stomach started to wrench as if I were nauseated, but it wasn't that. It was when I tried to stand up again that I realized I was immensely dizzy. I hauled myself back to bed.

I felt better immediately upon stretching out supine. Then the blood vessels in my ears started to constrict, giving me the same feeling of deafness I get after a really good orgasm. Instead this left me thinking my equilibrium had been messed up but that it would readjust soon. It did. I still called in and went back to sleep.

I just ate my first meal in a couple days. It wasn't all that good but it was food and I cooked it properly. I am clearing up nicely and I suspect I'll be good to go tomorrow.

-drinking very pulpy orange juice, Dante