Y'all an' yer me-me's

In response to the recent 23-5 meme craze, I offer a lovely corruption:

1. Go down to 23rd Street (preferrably the Flatiron Building at Broadway, but any 23rd will do);
2. Open a fifth of something and pass it to anyone that comes by.
3. Don't take a sip unless the other person takes one first. The point is not for you to get sloshed in public, but to get others to give a moment of time to you, maybe a story too.

nine minus four equals, Dante