My form of protest: ridiculous post-hoc decisions

[pseydtonne]

As of Monday the 17th, I have been a 22-year-old lesbian with amazing breasts.

I will stay this way until I am invited to an orgy or I decide I am the reincarnation of either Leo McKern or P.G. Wodehouse. This decision will be made after I flip a coin.

-le monde entier est en grève, Ps/d

Update: I found a £2 coin on my desk next to a teal Kiev subway token. It came up mandala. Thus I am P.G. Wodehouse reincarnated as a 22-year-old lesbian. The breasts shall remain amazing. The invitation demand remains in effect.

Comments

[arib.livejournal.com]

Aw, shucks. I was hoping it'd come up McKern. We could use new episodes of The Prisoner.

[chaggalagirl.livejournal.com]

um. what?