Funniest thing I've heard in a while

[pseydtonne]

"I believe there are 31 letters in the White alphabet!"

-Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock a few weeks ago

Oh sure, he also says "I believe the moon doesn't exist. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is that they'll never get to prove it." Indeed, he's being interrogated by a Procticologist with a deceptively Xenu-Fan-Club-like auditing device. Nevertheless, those other two lines require that you see their delivery whereas 31 letters works all alone.

-ju$t another ßlasé Frühead, señor

Comments

[gentlescholar.livejournal.com]

Sadly, it doesn't work all alone. I've read it a few times now, and my reaction is, "What the hell is s/he talking about, so that I may attempt to figure out whether there is anything funny about it?"

But then, I'm often just a moron.