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We were talking about a bunch of stuff when Johnny Depp came up. Rachel mentioned he has three kids and lives mostly in France. I had a hard time thinking of Depp as old enough to have kids because my mental image of him is still 21 Jump street and Benny & Joon. Then Rachel mentioned the Pirates version of him with all the crazy mascara and I whipped up this thought:

Give me your tired, your boorish, your too-mascaraed,
Yearning to gain actor's equity,
The wretched refuse of old MTV clips.
Send these, the Hype Williamsed, to me.
I lift my lamp at the red-roped door.

Rachel said I should blog that before I fall back to sleep, so there it is.

-very well laid, Dante

P.S.: Okay, why doesn't LJ have the word "blog" in its spell-check? I mean, come frickin' on!

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