I think I found a line I didn't want crossed.

[pseydtonne]

Don't get me wrong: I likes me some pr0n. Hells yeah! Were it not for erotic literature, much of my adult life would've been painful.

Like most of you, I get a lot of spam. Most of it is the same letter over and over: "Bigger penis while you sleep xcd7&asa!!n5". Sometimes it's this letter: "My roommate fuqt my boyfriend. Wanna see?" Either way, I'd rather see those than the other one I get: "1000's of email addies for your web business!" I don't actually have a web business, so I assume the mere act of having a web page I haven't edited since 1998 warrants this email's existence.

By the way: When did the word 'address' become so long that it needed abbreviation?

This evening, however, the spammers crossed the line. I got this subject line: "Nobody can stop my daddy from doing it to me again?" Not only is it an invitation to incest pr0n, it's got the grammar of an online transliteration engine.

I'd like to take this opportunity to puke.

Happy Canuckistan Day.

-blame Canada, Ps/d

Comments

[epanastatis.livejournal.com]

A porn spam once tricked me. It had my brother's first name in the "From" field and the subject line just read "this Friday". Since my brother sometimes springs visits on me with little notice, I thought it was actually from from him. I clicked it open and find, complete with a sample visual image, "Latina Sluts Take Big Dicks! He's Got a Cock the Size of a Coke Can!"

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

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TMH