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My parents are coming to visit for the first time in a while. They will be taking my marble table off my hands. This is very important because it's the one major item I cannot lift myself that is still in my storage locker. Once I get that out, I can clear out the remaining garbage myself and stop paying $139 each month for a hundred square feet of storage way the heck out in Methuen.
Problem: when I say I cannot lift this table, I mean I cannot put enough force through my body to get the inertia to make it separate from the floor. Thus I need two or more strong people to help me get this onto a rolling cart and then into my parents' station wagon. Thus, I'm begging.
This could be on either Saturday or Sunday. I will give you the ride there and back and buy you dinner if you'll volunteer. You'll also get to hear embarrassing stories about my childhood from my parents, which can be useful if you want to blackmail me later.
If you can help, reply to this post or call me. Remember: it's granite. It's amazingly heavy, although it's only 3 feet by 5 feet and the legs have been removed. You don't have to get it back out of the car (that's already covered).
I did lots of goofy things as a kid. Heck, buying this table was a goofy idea as an adult. Don't you want to learn more?
Problem: when I say I cannot lift this table, I mean I cannot put enough force through my body to get the inertia to make it separate from the floor. Thus I need two or more strong people to help me get this onto a rolling cart and then into my parents' station wagon. Thus, I'm begging.
This could be on either Saturday or Sunday. I will give you the ride there and back and buy you dinner if you'll volunteer. You'll also get to hear embarrassing stories about my childhood from my parents, which can be useful if you want to blackmail me later.
If you can help, reply to this post or call me. Remember: it's granite. It's amazingly heavy, although it's only 3 feet by 5 feet and the legs have been removed. You don't have to get it back out of the car (that's already covered).
I did lots of goofy things as a kid. Heck, buying this table was a goofy idea as an adult. Don't you want to learn more?
