Way too effin' quiet here

I work at a phone bank. It's Saturday. When it's raining on a Saturday, the phone bank is about as lit up as it would be on the Friday before.

It's the last Saturday of July. The sun is shining brightly. Today is a beautiful day. I went ten minutes before I got my first call (usually, there's a preloaded call for you when you log in). It was a guy looking for a channel listing in Newton.

Have I ever mentioned that I dislike the city of Newton? ( No, dude. Please, bore us... I mean, pontificate. )

-just chillin', Ps/d