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Feeling fastidious
Jan. 5th, 2003 03:12 pmI started some low-energy cleaning when I got up. I was swapping tiny hard drives in my computer and marvelling at how well-built the tower is. I was about to put the tower back on the floor when I noticed how dust-strewn that area was. So I swept, then I swiffed, and then I sent in teams of microbial anal-rententives.
Some of you may be saying, "how do you stop the MARs? They could eat paint off the wall if yu don't stop them." Simple: Projectionist Paranoia, now available in pump spray. They eat themselves or each other. They consume all of the spray, so I don't have to worry about setting off my old teenage paranoia.
Next I thought about tidying the wires to get them off the floor. The desk has a small shelf with two holes, which would allow me to thread the wires and keep them on the shelf.
However, this next phase will wait until I get home from errands. Today is proving fruitful.
-hopped up on efficiency, Dante
Some of you may be saying, "how do you stop the MARs? They could eat paint off the wall if yu don't stop them." Simple: Projectionist Paranoia, now available in pump spray. They eat themselves or each other. They consume all of the spray, so I don't have to worry about setting off my old teenage paranoia.
Next I thought about tidying the wires to get them off the floor. The desk has a small shelf with two holes, which would allow me to thread the wires and keep them on the shelf.
However, this next phase will wait until I get home from errands. Today is proving fruitful.
-hopped up on efficiency, Dante
