I'll start with number 9 tomorrow...

[pseydtonne]

I needed to hang out this weekend. Today... was khaki and blue. Today was seeing The 40 Year Old Virgin with grace_of_gemini and eating a meal that somehow left both of us bloated and tired for several hours.

For some reason, I keep thinking about naughty stuff. It doesn't help. Bah. I'll deal with that at some point. I resume my work schedule in eight hours. Sleep now, write tomorrow, and begin months of work leading to Arisia.

-underdressed coeds in Harvard Square aren't helping Dante

Comments

[freshwater-pr0n.livejournal.com]

when we're both in that place in hell reserved for old, crusty fuckers who drool over 18-year-old coeds, introduce yourself. i'll buy you an ice tea.

[fuzzplugjones.livejournal.com]

Guys like us, I don't think we're ever going to be satisfied with one person. The deeper issue is that we've been sexually rejected by practically everyone over the years. At least for me, to have that reversed, I'd have to be sexually accepted by more women than I could handle at once. And for a long time.

As for those underdressed teenagers, I've found that sneering and acting otherwise like you just saw Michael Moore take a crap on the Pope makes me feel a little better... even if they don't see it, somebody does. Oh, and use the word "Prostitots" when referring to them. I seem to get a lot of milage out of that one.

All is not lost,
#9

[dimers.livejournal.com]

Prostitots doesn't really roll off my tongue, but I love the play on words. I'll use it. =)