Fake awake... oops, snoring.

They asked us to work from home today due to the impending inclement weather. Instead, it's just raining here in Somerville. It's a sturdy rain, oh indeed. Still, it wouldn't be enough to stop me from taking a road trip or going to work.

Still, I got up a little earlier than my body liked. "I want another hour under the sheets!" whined my body. I then went two hours without eating breakfast and soldiered on.

My body then said, "okay, ya prick. It's almost ten and I need food. Your failure to take a shower does not relate to a failure to need nutrients. Get going on that!" So I washed my hands, took my morning pills and went to the convenience store because I'm nearly out of milk.

I found out they now have the peppered beef jerky I dearly loved in Austin right here on my block. Rawkin'! I grabbed a sammitch, some coffee, two packs of jerk and left the store happy.

Once I ate, my body started making different noises, such as "yeah, I'm sated." Half an hour later my body started saying "not quite sated, actually. I need sleep." Thus I started nodding off in the middle of typing.

I soldiered on until now, when I am ready to take my lunch break... by snoring. Look, a bed!

-light abuse of privilege so long as the work gets done, Dante